Michelle! I found it!

So a while back in 2005 when I was working at Camp Nejeda (diabetes camp) my good friend Michelle and I had two ongoing alter egos: Tom Jones and Richard Simmons.

Now Michelle, being the creative and funny lady that she is,decided to make a picture of my secret love affair with Mr. Simmons.

Observe:


Now of course I thought this was pure hilarity. I didn't even need to know the context of this picture or anything because it in of itself is magic.

But lo and behold, last night I finally fucking found out where this picture came from!

I HAVE OFFICIALLY BECOME A FAN OF RICHARD SIMMONS. HE'S THE MAN.

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Comedic genius? Definitely. Please Watch:




Side Note: This show is aired on ABC Family.

So funny. So inapprops. So suggestive. So queer...

I love it :)

Wilford is My Homeboy

This video needs no introduction. Wilford says it all.

Ghost. My apologies.

December 4th? Really?! Damn.

So much has happened since then: christmas. saw the west coast fam. new years. last day at oliver. getting ready for school. getting back to school. reconnecting with old friends. apartment hunting with steph. enjoying pizza w/ the crew one last time. random 8:30pm trip to nyc cause i got homesick (already). got enthralled with The L Word all over again. enrolled in new classes. got a new roommate. pimmed out the new room. fell more in love with my mom everyday. gained a new appreciation for therapy. lost my wallet. re-pierced my industrial. gave steph a new tattoo idea. contemplating cutting my hair off. changed my major. fell in love with vanilla chai (again.) laughed. fought. cried? witnessed history in the making. GOT EMPLOYED. discovered new music. wrote a paper. randomly decided to go to miami for spring break. got organized.

so there's a quick rundown. so much is going on right now, but a more detailed update/thought/idea/opinion is (hopefully) in the near future. as for now, i got bored and i wanted to take one of those quiz things. the rule is only a one word answer (since i like to keep it short) so here goes...



1. Where is your cell phone? table

2. Your significant other? babycakes

3. Your hair? unraveling

5. Your mother? hero

6. Your favorite thing? love

7. Your dream last night? forgot

8. Your favorite drink? tea

9. Your dream/goal? change

10. The room you're in? 704

11. Your ex? gross

12. Your fear? failure

13. What do you want to be in 6 years? settled

14. where were you last night? campus

15. What you're not? unfriendly

16. Muffins? blueberry

17. One of your wish list items? microwave

18. Where you grew up? miami

19. The last thing you did? interview

20. What are you wearing? clothes

21. Your TV? n/a

22. Your pet? gone :(

23. Your computer? sally <3

24. Your life? demasiado

25. Your mood? optimistic

26. Missing someone? always

27. Your car? metrocard

28. Something you're not wearing? shoes

29.Favorite Store? vintage

30. Your summer? georgetown

31. Like someone? indeed

32. Your favorite color? pastels

33. When is the last time you laughed? morning

34. Last time you cried? dunno