I WISH this was a joke...

Yes, folks. Someone actually went there.


I'm ashamed. And utterly embarrassed. This is a whole new definition of HOT MESS.

I was so proud of us. I feel like we celebrated Barack's victory in such a classy and wholesome way. But alas. Some Bonifaquitalatifah Johnson had to go do some reckless shit like polish Barack AND Michelle on her waaayy too long hoodrat nails.

Damn shame.

Last one...for now...

Ok ok ok. This is the third def poetry post within the past 15 min, but I just can't help it.

Dana Gilmore is a force to be reckoned with.

Shout out to Winsome :)






Bam.

Ugh

I hate being alone.
I hate being home alone.
I hate being home along with a sore toe.

Damn this only-child bullshit. I wish I had a sibling, or an imaginary friend, or an attention span of a 20 year old and not a 5 year old.

I really like people. I'm pretty much the epitome of a people person. I love having roommates, I love all of my friends. I love having random convos with the people that work at Duane Reade/Staples/Pinkberry/ the local bodega. I love pets, I just love interacting with another presence, whether its verbally or otherwise.

Therefore, this bed-stricken bullshit is TORTURE for me.

I'm waaay too hyper and I get bored waaay too easily for me to be cooped up in this house UNTIL THURSDAY BECAUSE OF THIS TOE!

FML x's 500000000000000000000.

My husband is FINALLY in town this weekend and I can't even play with him in the city because my doctor said I have to stay off my feet until Wednesday :( Lamelamelamelamelame.

Oddly enough, I was in the hospital this time last year... Habit? I hope not.

This BLOWS. ...that's what she said. Ow.

Count Your Blessings...

As I'm sitting on the couch, a preview for an TLC documentary called "Half Man, Half Tree" comes on.

No shit. I couldn't believe it. But there is, in fact, a man who has a rare condition of fucking TREE ROOTS sprouting from his body!

Mildly intrigued doesn't even cover 15% of my reaction to the preview. A man that turned into a tree???? When you think you've seen it all, some craziness like this pops up.

This makes "people" from movies like "I Am Legend" scarily realistic. Damn.

So when my mom comes home, I tell her about this madness and she has the nerve to say "I wonder if creatures live in there. Like larva." Only my mom :-/ WTF!? I didn't even consider the possibility of maggots and shit growing in between his tree branch-like fingers.

Observe:



Think about the torment/pain/ridicule this man must go through everyday. Count your blessings, folks. Its not a game.

So yea. Long time no see.

12 whole days. Damn homie.

A lot has been going on. Work has started and is amazing, I made new friends and a new best friend who I LOVE. I love love and I love loving people so when amazing people come into my life, it makes me really happy.

Due to many hectic back-to-back events, I was completely awake from up from 2pm on Saturday until 3am this morning. Delirious doesn't even begin to describe the hot mess I was once the 24 hour mark hit. It was an experience nonetheless.

In other news...I'm diabetic. Lol. Soooo as a diabetic, my immune system is fairly shot and it takes me a while to heal once I get cuts or bruised or anything. Diabetics are known for having to get appendages removed like toes and fingers and shit. At diabetes camp, actually, we were required to wear socks everywhere in order to prevent stubbing toes. I don't know what happen, but I had this excruciating pain in my toe and it developed into this massively unattractive nastiness. I just came back to the doctor annnnd I' having surgery. FML! (FML = Fuck My Life)

So not only am I having surgery, but its early tomorrow morning, I'll be there by myself, leaving by myself via subway and I can't go to work for the rest of the week. FML again.

Speaking of FML, peep the funny/fucked up picture my new bestie sent me:


Damn. That hurts.

So the whole point of this blog was to reinvent. That's why I took a semester in the first place to get my shit together. I kinda sorta started started going to the gym and I realized I'm not as out of shape as I thought so yay. But I still have a lot of things to work on. This toe thing kinda got me shook and my mom is really scared for my health.

I think God is giving me a drop kick in the face and I need to shape up. I'm too young with too much going for me to have missing toes and shit.

ugh.

In Politics News (you know I can't resist) - My mom received this e-mail from a friend about how corrupt the McCain campaign continues to be. Please read:

"The story is all over Progressive Talk Radio today about the MCain campaign
sending absentee ballot applications to registered democrats or people that have
donated to Obama's campaign. These ballots are deliberately misleading and
have postage paid return addresses that are for an election clerk that is
outside of your city or town. What this will end up doing is either having
your vote not counted, or if you return one of these, they will cite you for
election fraud, saying that you already voted absentee.These ballots are only
being sent out in "purple states" and this is a big deal.. This is
called voter caging, and is a huge problem.

The McCain campaign is stealing this election as we speak. Please get this
information out to as many people as you can ,and tell anyone you know who has
received one of these ballots that they need to contact their city election
clerk or the supervisor of elections immediately. Also call the local media
and let them know what is going on.

The main stream media is never going to cover this so we have to depend on our
ground campaign to get the word out to our voters."

This world is going crazy. I'm scared for my children. I'm scared that this world might collapse during my lifetime. 2012? Yea. Times are crazy.



And here are a few words from The Mavericky Tina Fey about our lovely Sarah Palin:

"If she wins, I'm done. And by I'm done, I mean I'm leaving the earth." - Tina Fey

LMAO. Tell us how you really feel :)

People Fucking Make Me Sick

Pardon my French but ...what the fuck is our world coming to? Seriously.

The day that a fucking grown ass man with two children has the fucking nerve to beat up, jump KNOCK OUT A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL because she got mad when he cut the line AT MCDONALDS is sooooo fucking absurd I can't even stand it.

Its repulsive, its pathetic, its shameful. PEOPLE LIKE THIS IS WHY BLACK PEOPLE GET SUCH A BAD NAME.

Are you serious? I almost vomited when I saw this video. No lie. I get back from work and my mom looks furious. I ask her whats wrong and she shows me this shit.

She had every right to be pissed off.

What the fuck? I can't even think straight. This video is not funny at all. With our environment slowly deteriorating, our economy falling a part, and a HUGE election coming up that will decide the future of our country, we do not need this bullshit. As cliche as this may sound, we need to stick together as a people because all we have is each other. Our world is collapsing before our eyes and we are still fighting, killing, and fucking each other over.

I'm on the verge of giving up.



Notice that NO ONE even blinks an eye! People fucking move out of the way, keep ordering, and act like nothing happened.

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Damn. I thought New Yorkers were mean and rude, but LA takes the cake. I didn't know California got down like this.

Politics=Pop?

I'm loving that almost everyone is following politics these days. This election has really become apart of pop culture. Between the Obama shirts, the SNL skits and the increasingly growing number of registered voters, everyone is talking about politics.

People who didn't watch the debate are now the minority. That's awesome. Yay for us for becoming more involved in the future of our country.

Here is a CNN segment on Palin's popularity in the media. Kinda funny :)

Highlights:

• "And today, the baby is being adopted by Angelina Jolie."
• "And we're learning more and more about Governor Palin, her daughters' name is Juno." LMAO
• "I don't think that a young lady getting pregnant should be news unless John Edwards is the father."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Letterman, but I have to go save the economy now."

So John McCain was supposed to be the special guest of the Letterman Show the other night but abruptly canceled, because he wanted to focus more on saving America's economy.

He pulls out the economy card yet again! Wow John, you're so predictable these days.

BTW - Letterman is a major admirer of Senator McCain, and after this stunt....not so much. Let's be honest, McCain doesn't have a grand amount of supporters to begin with, so why would he pull something like this to further diminish his numbers? Damn shame.



Here's the article discussing his bitchassness.

So what? I'm still a Rockstar.

Baby Obama with Mama Obama

Brush them off, Senator Obama. Kill them with kindness. Do not let this hate, discrimination, weakness, or violence get in the way of your game plan.

You have way too many people that have your back, then people who don't, and best believe that we will defeat those who threaten you, your well being, or your family.

You're our rockstar, our hope, our hero.

This election is not a game folks.

Unfortunately, racism is still alive and well, even in the 21st century. Confederate flags are still waving and acts of hate that mirror the Jena 6 are still occurring. Please read:

Students and school leaders at a small Christian university expressed outrage Wednesday at the discovery of a life-size cardboard effigy of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama hanging from a tree on campus.

A custodian at George Fox University discovered the effigy early Tuesday and immediately removed it, President Robin Baker said. University spokesman Rob Felton said Wednesday that the commercially produced reproduction had been suspended from the branch of a tree near Minthorn Hall with fishing line around the neck.

The hanging of the effigy around the neck is seen as racist symbolism because it harkens back to lynchings of black men by white mobs, especially in the U.S. South, decades ago. Obama is aiming to become America's first black president.

Please click here for the full article.

How dare they. How fucking dare they. Are you trying to scare us? Are you trying to say something? Racists are not only pathetic, but they're cowards, they're back stabbers and they think they're slick. They try to get their message through subtexts instead of outright saying it. Why is that? Why do racists rarely utilize the media and just spew out the words that go with their disgraceful thoughts? Because they know they're despicable!

RACISM IS ESSENTIALLY HATING SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE MELANIN THEN YOU.

That's all it is.

At first when I read this, I was really disturbed and kinda scared, not gonna lie. But then I thought, that's exactly what they want! They want to scare us away from the polls, away from the rallies, away from the candidate that WILL change the world. Fuck that, I ain't neva scared :) Reading this article just wanted me to declare my love for Barack from the roof of my apartment building.

Obama is a force to be reckoned with. How do I know this? Because this is not the only trick they have up their sleeve. They are trying to pull out all the stops because they see that their future is not so bright, not in the legislative branch, and definitely not in the executive.

Note to Obama supporters: Apparently it is a law that you cannot campaign within a certain amount of feet of the voting polls. Wearing Obama shirts, pins, hats, key chains, pants, etc. is considered campaigning. Please do not wear any of this on Nov 4th to the polls! They are trying to make sure that we are in the dark about this law and use it as a loophole against us!

Fuck that, I say. We'll just wear whatever we want on Nov 5th in celebration. Hah.


Also, what is the deal with McCain trying to "postpone" the debates? He claims that he needs time trying to solve the American economy crisis, which is bullshit. Let's be serious, his camp obviously advised him to use the economy as an excuse so he can buy more time and prepare before he gets DOMINATED in the debates (since we all know he will).

Though this move was a total cop-out, it was kinda smart. If he really pushes this "need" to help the economy, Obama might be seen as a jerk for not wanting to do the same. But on the other hand, how much solving could a presidential candidate do within a week, max? Not much. I mean, at the end of the day, all McCain is is a Senator of Arizona, I doubt he can inspire a lot of change in the economy. Our economy doesn't just need change, it needs a face-lift....matter of fact, it needs an entire makeover, and all of that cannot be accomplished by postponing the debates by a week or two.

So I challenge you to dissect all of this propaganda with a fine-tooth comb over this next month before the election. People are trying to throw us curve balls, use fancy lingo, or disguise malicious intentions with a smile. Don't fall for it.

That's all, for now.

BTW - I thought this Lupe song was extremely relevant. If you don't know it, take a minute to listen to the lyrics.

Damn son

This is an actual legit wedding. This is the bride and the groom and below is their court.

Really now? Are you serious? Come one now, black people. Let's get it together. SMH.

I'm embarrassed for them.

WTF

The "center of the universe" is not looking so promising these days:

First off, Wall Street got royally sodomized today. Royally. Lehman Brothers completely shut down. It collapsed completely. Lehman brothers is a leading financial institution that has existed for over 150 years. This institution survived the depression and BOTH World Wars, but yet it completely dissolved today. That's HUGE, my friends! HUGE! Not only that, but Merrill Lynch, another major leader on Wall Street, had to surrender itself to Bank of America. Wall Street was crazy today.

Good to know I'm not the only one who's broke...

After all, misery loves company :)


Secondly, I got really sad info from a long lost junior high school friend today. The article read:

Authorities say 50-year-old Elmer Hammond Jr., a paraprofessional assigned to IS 59, is accused of letting a 15-year-old male student reside with him for several months and paid the teen to have anal and oral sex with him on a number of occasions.

He is charged with third-degree criminal sexual act and endangering the welfare of a child.

Mr. Elmer Hammond Jr. was my choir teacher and my 8th grade homeroom teacher. WTF!? Seriously, wtf. He was by far one of my favorite teachers during junior high school and I looked up to him so much. I would have NEVER EVER guessed this. EVER. My mom fucking went to high school with him. This is not a random teacher who just happened to teach at 59, this was my teacher.

I'm disgusted and sad. I'm sad because all of my previous notions about him are completely tangled. I'm disgusted because he is a pedophile. He is a legit pedophile who paid money to indulge his sick craving. That's miserable.

I will pray for him.

Matt Damon Speaks THE TRUTH!

I've always loved Matt Damon and I think he just gained about 450 cool points after this statement.

Damon '08!

Palin's Baby Daddy is BLACK!?

So apparently Brsitol Palin caught a case of jungle fever.

If this is true, I'd freak the fuck out. The Republicans are all over the place. I don't know if this guy is just trying to gain some fame or if its true, either solution is possible, but if he's for real, I can't wait to see how the media eats this shit up.

LMAO. Is it wrong for me to say that this made my day? Because it did...

Yo Xiguang. You wanna hit this?

"An Asian elephant that became addicted to heroin after being fed bananas spiked with the drug is to return home after undergoing a detox program.

The four-year-old animal, called Xiguang, received methadone injections for a year at five times the human dosage, state media said.

It was illegally captured by traders in 2005 in south-west China.

When police arrested the traders and freed the elephant, it was found to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

The elephant's eyes kept streaming and he made continuous trumpeting noises, the Beijing News newspaper's website reported.

It is thought that the traders fed the elephant bananas laced with heroin to capture and control it.

Xiguang was sent to a wild animal protection centre on Hainan island in south-west China for rehab, the official Xinhua new agency said

He is expected to arrive at a wildlife park in Kunming, capital of Yunnan province, on Saturday.

The Asian elephant is an endangered species, with only 25,600-32,750 left in the wild, according to the WWF conservation group."



Wow. I wish this was a joke.

Drill Baby, Drill.

Drill Baby, Drill. That was the chant of the audience at this years' Republican National Convention.

Wow. The Republican National Convention is so inexcusably ignorant its scary. I am ashamed and disgusted that Rudy Giuliani was once my mayor.

All this convention is doing is bashing Barack Obama. Giuliani said "he is the most unexperienced presidential candidate in the past 100 years." Wow. Really? Really now? In the past 100 years!?!

IF THE ONLY EXPERIENCE YOU CAN REFER TO IS JOHN MCCAINS' MILITARY BACKGROUND, IT SOUNDS LIKE HIS CREDENTIALS AREN'T THAT GREAT EITHER.

Don't get me wrong, it is very admirable to be apart of the military, and it is especially commendable to be a prisoner of war survivor, but that is all they are talking about! THAT IS ALL THEY TALK ABOUT. "Yay McCain! He will be a fine commander in chief! That's the kind of guy I want in the White House! He has been to war! Not many congressmen can say that!"

Newsflash - being the Commander In Chief is only one of the roles the President has to play.



FUCK THE GOP! Why do people constantly associate inexperience with incompetence? I don't get it. Let's do the math - JFK (one of America's greatest Presidents) had 13 years of experience under his belt when he got elected, and Obama, if elected, will have 12 ( he served in the Illinois state senate for 8 years before joining the US senate in 2004).

Personally, I think Obama's "lack of experience" is a good thing. He is not tainted and he is not corrupt. He hasn't let the true colors of politics shine through his pure visions and ruin his political future.

He's fresh.

Obama is to a fresh picked apple as McCain is to a wilting, brownish green, rotting flower. Once was pretty and looked promising, but has turned ugly and unpopular after all the negative impact of its environment. McCain is washed out. McCain is old school. McCain is such a war monger that I'm sure nothing else will be paid attention to.

If McCain is elected, its gonna be the past 8 years all over again. De javu? I'll pass...

They keep talking about how Obama has changed his mind on certain issues. Giuliani just had the nerve to say "Senator Obama, if you can't make up your mind on something, call John McCain." Pathetic.

Guess what-people have the right to change their mind. First off, they exaggerated how much he actually changed his mind on certain issues, and secondly, even when he did change his mind, that means he acknowledges that he was wrong. By changing your views on certain things, that means you have been better informed about the other side, you agree with this new found info, and now you want to support it. That means you are a good politician because you listen to all points of view and make a well thought out decision! By having one stance on an issue no matter what, just so you won't seem flip-floppy, there is no room for growth.

The only way I can describe the RNC is a good ole' boy hoe down. Seriously. The entire audience and the keynote speakers are just cracking jokes on the Democrats, splappin' their knees, and chanting bullshit. It's sad. It's unacceptable. It's laughable. I can't even take this thing seriously.

I feel like the DNC was much more positive and discussed plans for the future. They didn't bash the opponents and make jokes that undercut the reputation of the contenders. They took the HIGHER ROAD and discussed their promises and how they were going to follow through.

Bashing. Undermining. Lying. I think that's a pretty clear summary of the 2008 RNC.

Giuliani just called Sarah Palin, Senator Palin. Idiot.

Sarah Palin just suggested suspending habeas corpus for all suspected terrorists and had the nerve to bash Obama wanting to enforce THE BILL OF RIGHTS.

WHAAAAATTT!?! What is going on with the world?

Why are the rich white male elite STILL running the country? Don't get it twisted, Mrs. Palin, the ONLY reason your unknown ass was even chosen is BECAUSE OF YOUR VAGINA. The McCain campaign has admitted to choosing her in hopes of gaining all the feminists that were disappointed when Hilary did not get the nomination. THAT IS THE ONLY REASON. The Republican party is the perfect visual description of can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Palin's speech just ended and truthfully, props to Governor Palin. Though she had some unnecessary comments, I was expecting a lot more bashing on her part towards Obama, but she decided not to. Good. If she did, I would've had a field day since he just fucking stood up for your daughter's teenage pregnancy...so whoever is on her camp and advised her to steer clear of the rude remarks, kudos to them. Giuliani on the other hand, ODed on the insults.

I found a really cool and informative video on Swing States. Its kinda long, but good.



RSN - In entertainment news, I watched the premiere episode of the 11th season of America's Next Top Model.

I feel like as this show has gone on, Tyra has felt a need for a theme of the season to spice things up. This season they decided on a futuristic theme and it is unfortunately corny. From bad special effects, to bad hair-don'ts, its just tragic. Tyra's nickname was T-bot and Ms. Jay is Alpha J. The bad puns and the even worst robot impersonations makes me worry about how the rest of the season is going to pan out.

The contestants are not as bad as the theme. My favorite is Sheena -- a half Japanese,half Korean girl from Harlem. She's pretty, she's tall and she's straight out of dipset. Hilarious.

There's another girl from France who has an innocent quirk to her that makes her unique. There's a girl Elina who is super chill and very comfortable with who she is -- she has an unidentified sexual orientation and an equally confusing racial background at first glance.

But the most dynamic character is THE TRANNY!! Yes, there is a tranny who is pre-op (translation: she still has a penis) and she is fabulous. She had one of the best pictures and she doesn't let everyone else's ignorance get in her way so yay for trannies :)

And the trend continues...

So BBC just published an article with updates on the Palin pregnancy scandal. She admitted that her teenage daughter is, in fact, pregnant.

Well let's see. Since she's against abortion due to her super-strict-bible-thumper beliefs, she confirmed that her daughter WILL have the baby and WILL get married. Now, I am not an expert on the literature of the bible, but I'm pretty sure that LYING is some sort of sin...

Revert back to my previous article on Governor Palin...she said that she was 7 months pregnant(lie #1) AND she told school officials that her daughter was taking a leave of absence for MONO, which in turn denied her daughters pregnancy! (lie #2 and #3) Now if I'm counting correctly, that's 3 WHOLE LIES. 3 MAJOR LIES.

3 MAJOR LIES BEFORE SHE EVEN GOT INTO OFFICE.

Lord only knows what she'll lie about next. Truthfully, I'd rather that she'd lie on her own terms than while in a position that dictates the future of our country. Feel me?

Now though she is only his running mate, let's be honest. CHENEY has been running this government for the past 8 years and Bush has been his puppet. Yep, that's right folks. Cheney is a master puppeteer. Therefore, if we take the Republican history into account, this trend in highly likely to continue.

A liar running my country? AGAIN?! No thanks.

Please click here for the full article.

Later in the article, they discuss Barack Obama's reaction to the whole situation. He says "This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Governor Palin's performance as a governor, or her potential performance as a vice-president."

Now come on! He only said that to appear cordial and sensitive.

How could you say that family matters aren't apart of politics? If that was the case, then why do we care about Edwards' infidelity? Or McGreevey's? Or Clinton's (Bill...that is)? All of these were personal affairs that did not involve the way that they ran their country/state/town. Why did Bill have to go under oath and swear to no sexual relations with 'that woman' ? Because WE decided to get involved in his personal matters. His infidelity had no relation to his performance as a President, but the GOP held on to that shit like there was no tomorrow.

So why not call her out on her persistent lying? She was obviously trying to cover this shit up, hence the lie. And she lied in the first place because she didn't want to muddy her renowned reputation as a full fledged , right wing Christian who leaves no room for error.

Here lies the problem, my friends (no pun intended).

ALWAYS LEAVE ROOM FOR ERROR. People make mistakes and everyone knows that! Be flexible! Be curious! Be appreciative! Do not be such a hard ass because when YOU fuck up, it will get thrown in your face, ten-fold. Governor Palin is a perfect example of this.

Stay tuned...

UPDATES! UPDATES! Here is another eye-opening article via MSNBC.com.... please read :)

Highlights

• Her husband got a DUI in 1986
  
• Her daughter's baby daddy is a "fuckin redneck" who likes to "do some fishin and shoot some shit" (hmmm...must be some slim pickins in AK)
• Palin's history with abusing her power as governor
• Palin's previous membership with the Independent Party in Alaska, which has had votes on whether or not Alaska should secede from The US
• No one in McCain's camp did any background research on her political history with the Alaskan government until AFTER she was picked (what good does that do?)
• When asked if everything that came up as a red flag has already been made public, McCain responded "I think so. Yah, I think so. Correct.” LMAO
  

"Sly Fox"

I love protesters/ing. I hate Fox News. I love protesters who hate Fox News.

This one's for you, Nas.

Highlights:

• "I'm not gonna talk to you"
• "LEFTIST protesters gathering..."
• "Do you have an actual message without cursing?" Lol
• "Fuck Fox News!"

PS - Happy September :)

Screw You

I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna survive living with her until January. Seriously, its one of the most increasingly toxic and hazardous relationships I've ever been in--the relationship with my mom.

Not setting a great tone, but frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Basically, I'm annoyed for a couple of reasons: Her boyfriend is SO awkward and doesn't know how to have a conversation with me that doesn't involve giving me lame 18th century advice, she is way too lovey dovey with him and it makes me feel awkward, I heard them having sex in the beginning of the summer and now I can't get that out of my mind when I see them together, I am a selfish only child who wants my mom all to myself, she changes when she's around him, he's not my dad, my mom and I have managed just fine for the past 20 years, he gives me the sloppiest kisses on the cheek, yea...

So last night, she informed me that he was coming over and of course, I did the usual and texted all my friends to see if they wanted to hang out. Lucky for me, the majority of my friends are at college and the ones who ARE is NYC were plastered when I got a hold of them. Not a good look.

Mission failed.

So I resorted to my juvenile habit of locking myself in my room. I don't know why I'm so opposed to their relationship, but I just really don't feel comfortable around him. Soooo I stayed in my room--watched tv, talked on the phone, blogged...did all the normal technology shit.

I did not leave my room all night. Not only that, but I also avoided them this morning.

Bad move.

Now my mom is "disgusted," "pissed off," and "embarrassed" because of my behavior last night/this morning. I do want to apologize because I am sorry, but my pride won't allow me. She's not really very accepting of apologies anyway.

So what do I do when she's mad? I fight back.

That blew out of control and now we're both pissed off at each other. Luckily, this time I DO have an escape plan and I'm about to head downtown. Right now,I'm about to get a dose of my personal stress relief, aka the BEST FRO YO IN THE WORLD. Only available in NYC and CA, but if you live in either of those areas, you gotta go. Then party. Too many parties goin on tonight in celebration of Labor Day weekend that I can't pass up.

We fight so much these days that my body has developed its own coping technique - numbing itself. Literally, I am so numb to our arguments that I barely try to fight back nor do I take our arguments that seriously.

It's a hot mess.




On another note, I found some more updates on Governor Palin and her grimy ways, via Bossip.com...

"On March 5th, 2008 Alaska's Republican Governor, Sarah Palin, announced to the media that she was 7 months pregnant with her 5th child. She is currently 44. Palin”s daughter Bristol is 16 and attends an Anchorage high school. Students who have attended class with her report that she has been out of school for months, claiming a prolonged case of mono. Palin does not appear pregnant in any recent photographs. The announcement came as quite a shock to people who had worked closely with her, and have been quoted as saying that she did not appear pregnant whatsoever during the prior 7 months."

So basically Governor Palin is trying to cover up her daughters 7 month pregnancy by saying that she herself is pregnant so she won't ruin her holier-than-thou image. Didn't some shit like this go down on Desperate Housewives?



Hmmm...

Now that's a hot mess.

Thats all for now.

DO NOT BE FOOLED!

WARNING TO ALL AMERICANS!

Do NOT think that McCain is a saint because he chose a woman as his running mate!

SO SHE HAS A COOCH ? SO WHAT?!

Who is this mysterious Sarah Palin?

Lets find out:

• She was elected Alaska's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla (pop: 9,000 people) , a small town outside Anchorage. She has no foreign policy experience.
• Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest
• She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000.
• Palin thinks creationism should be taught in public schools.
  
• She's doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change.
  
• She's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewables won't be ready for years. She also sued the Bush administration for listing polar bears as an endangered species—she was worried it would interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.
• How closely did John McCain vet this choice? He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.

Her true colors are GLEAMIN right now.

Just when I thought McCain was my favorite republican, he goes and pulls some scary shit like this.

Don't let it happen! YES WE CAN!